Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend
Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. When someone near and dear to your heart turns another year older, you’ll want to do everything you can to make their day extra memorable. Send funny birthday wishes to your friend, say something that will make your friend smile from grin to grin.
One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. Look through our collection of funny birthday wishes for friend. Celebrate your friend by sending a warm message with a little comic touch.
Hilarious Birthday Wishes & Messages For A Friend
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy birthday.
I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!
Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me and making feel very young everyday.
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.
Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday sweet antique friend!
Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is! Happy birthday friend.
They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
If you were milk or cheese I would definitely have to throw you out but since I don’t see an expiration sticker on you and you don’t seem to smell…I’ll just assume you’re alright. Happy Birthday, my old but well-preserved best friend!
Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.
I bought you an iron for your birthday. I know they say as you get older you start getting a few creases…I wanted to make sure you were prepared. I know. I know. I am a very thoughtful friend. Happy Birthday!!
They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that’s a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don’t worry though, you’re a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes To A Friend
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday dear friend.. There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let’s get to the good stuff—cake & wine!
It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents! Happy birthday dear friend.
Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!
On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny as*ses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born … Happy Birthday!
Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.
Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you in public. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh. Happy birthday to you smelly fart.. lol!
Happy birthday bestie. May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.
I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
Happy birthday buddy. On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
May your hair dye and mascara never run out! Happy Birthday, old lady fiend!
Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!