Funny Good Morning Messages to Make Her Smile
Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. Your wife, girlfriend, friend or special lady in your life deserves a sweet good morning message to wake up to, something hilarious to make her start her day with a big delightful smile.
Here, we have compiled some funny good morning messages to put a smile on the face of that special woman.
Funny Good Morning Messages For Her
They say the earliest bird catches the worm; luckily you are not a bird for you’d die of starvation. You’d be a worm instead so you could have a reason to sleep. Wake up!
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not weekend yet. Good morning!
Morning! I do not like saying ‘good morning’, because if the morning is really good, I do not have to get up and go out in the world to talk to people.
Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all your snoring.
Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
I am not sure what I’m doing up this early, but I don’t deserve to suffer through this alone. It’s pretty much torture. So… good morning!
Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something. Good morning!
Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!
The first time I set my eyes on you, I almost hit my head on a rock because I could not take my eyes off you. I was rescued by an old woman who gave me a dirty slap for being too naughty. Good morning my heart!
Today I woke up with a horrible realisation that it is not Friday, and tomorrow is not Friday either. What is even worse is that the day after tomorrow is also not Friday. Good morning friend.
If you had a nightmare, I hope this text heightens the horror of the scenes. LOL. Good morning
Good morning! Go ahead, drink some coffee and make it look like you know what you are doing.
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to.
Humorous Good Morning Messages For Girlfriend
I wake up in the morning and first thing I think of is you, the second thing is hot cocoa, third and fourth is you again. Good morning peaches.
If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.
They said you only ask “How was your night?” when you did adult thing the previous night. So how was yours? Good morning, baby.
I’m the first to send you a good morning message. Yay! I just won a competition between us that you’re not even aware of. Good morning, sweetheart.
My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning!
Your powerful smile has taken away my heart and now I am only breathing with my brain. Maybe in no time, my brain too will be taken along. I just want to say good morning baby!
I’d rather send you these good morning texts than send you gold and silver in the morning. You agree, right? Good morning, honey.
Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.
If I could get a better morning for you, I bet all of my salary that I would, plus all of yours too. Good morning, sweetheart.
Good morning, love, I left the house early today so I could say this: I love you but dinner better be waiting for me by five.
Funny Good Morning Messages For Wife
Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is because I’ve finally run away from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Good morning beautiful.
Do you want breakfast in bed? If yes, it’s not possible today, because I’m already at work. Good morning, honey.
Whenever your alarm, whatever it is, finally wakes you up, I hope this text gives you a reason not to sleep back. Good morning, honey.
Cute wife, have a good morning filled with sweet moments. Make sure you bring me a wallet from your tour and not come empty handed like last time.
I did not forget to kiss you before leaving for work, just that I took the evidence to the office. Good morning, my love.
Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!
My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
I love that God brought us together. From one procrastinator to another… It’s your turn to hit the snooze button. It’s definitely not time to wake up!
Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard!
Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s the trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling.