Funny Jokes To Tell A Girl
Laughter is the route to anybody’s heart, one of the oldest and most cherished sayings is that the easiest way to a woman’s heart is to make her laugh.
Whether you want to ease into a comfortable conversation or you just want to make your girlfriend, wife, crush or female friends laugh, jokes are your best bet.
Below, we have compiled a list of funny jokes to tell a girl. Use these jokes to invoke laughter and make it easier for her to open up to you.
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Funny Jokes To Make Her Laugh
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”
Girlfriend: I have been called worse.
Boyfriend: Like what?
Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
Hilarious Jokes To Tell A Girl
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your b00bs, say don’t, and when he touches your va*gina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.